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Uncyclopedia over Nederland zegt:
"The first language, Brabants (or Braobaants) is known for it's friendly sounds and beautiful poetry, which inspired their ruthless beer-drinking sausage-eating neighbours, the Germans, to make a paper-mache car called "Trabant", which is also friendly and peaceful, but incredibly stupid."
"Ethnically, most Dutch are descendants of the original Viking mutants, but thanks to two World Wars, refugees tramping about all willie-nillie like they owned the place, Germans beating them up and taking their lunch money every fifty years or so, slave-trade, broken promises to some Asians, failed attempts of independence by some colonies, immigration to do the jobs the Dutch are too lazy for and American television, Holland is much more diversified than at any other time in her history. The country has been especially welcoming to homosexuals, and in fact much of Holland's current land mass owes its very existence to the tenacity of volunteering dykes. "
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